Showing posts with label Freedie Threepwood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Freedie Threepwood. Show all posts

#182

'Are you really broke?'
'As broke as the Ten Commandments.'

#178

'Between ourselves, I dropped about five hundred of the best. And I just want to ask you one simple question. Why did I drop it?'
'Because you were an infernal young ass.'
'Well,yes,' agreed Freddie, having considered the point, 'you might put it that way, of course. But why was I an ass?'
'Good God!' exclaimed the exasperated Mr Keeble. 'Am I a psycho-analyst?'

#177

'The fact is, Uncle Joe, I've got a scheme. I give you my word that, if you'll only put off having apoplexy for about three minutes,' said Freddie, scanning his fermenting relative with some anxiety, 'I can shove you onto a good thing.'